New Joke Book!

Funny You Would Say That! And 12,345 Other Funny Things You Said
A Collection of Overheard Jokes From America's Hottest Comedy Nightclubs

Book Description
Are my ears burning? Because I just heard you say something funny! Funny You Would Say That! And 12,345 Other Funny Things You Said offers you the latest gags from the sharpest minds without paying the clubs or comedians money. Buy this book instead to read expert transcriptions of new and established comedians. These side-splitting side-splitters include:

"I just broke up with my girlfriend today. Actually, she broke up with me. Bitch. I hate women." - Forgot his name, but he was a scary white guy

"I'm first? Why am I going up first?" - First comedian up, forgot his name, too

"You guys watch 'Cops'? How about 'The Crocodille Hunter'? What if 'The Crocodille Hunter' was on 'Cops'? I believe it would go a little something like this: 'Blimey, coppers!'" - Guest set comedian

"Two drink minimun. That means you have to order another Sprite." - Our waitress

"Is that a notebook on your table? Are you writing this down? Excuse me, I'm talking straight to you!" - Comedian riffing with the audience

"You are writing this down! What are you, writing a book?" - Another example of "crowd work"

"You're eighty-sixed. Take your tape recorder and get outta here!" - Rude comedy club worker

Also From the Editor
  • Other Comedians' Material
  • More of Other Comedians' Material
  • Recap of Last Night's Lost

2 comments:

bucky said...

"You're eighty-sixed. Take your tape recorder and get outta here!" - Rude comedy club worker

Very '90s of you. Now we take their MP3 recorder and tell them they can either stay or leave with the recorder but they can't have both.

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