Losing Lottery Strategies Revealed

Losing lottery number: 34 6 48 12 11 R

Losing strategy revealed: There's no letters found in winning lottery numbers.

Losing lottery number: 34 6 48 12 11 6.5

Losing strategy revealed: Impossible to win lottery using decimals.

Losing lottery number: 34 6 48 12 11 >:{

Losing strategy revealed: Lottery doesn't recognize emoticons.

Losing lottery number: 346-48-1211

Losing strategy revealed: Four-digit numbers infrequently used. Also, President's Social Security number.

Losing lottery number: 34 6 48 12 11 square root of 2

Losing strategy revealed: No irrational numbers.

Losing lottery number: y = 1/x

Losing strategy revealed: Acceptable only when x doesn't equal zero.

Losing lottery number: 34 6 48 12 11 Hi, Tony!

Losing strategy revealed: Tony no longer works for the lottery commission.

1 comment:

Me-Me King said...

Well, no wonder I never win #@*%!!!