What's That Noise?

Honking. 
Pissed-off bicyclist. 
Creepy children's voices. 
Fire crackers. 
Flat tire. 
Gunfire. 
Unicorn on a rainbow. 
Two dogs humping. 
Loud guy. 
Loud crazy guy. 
Loud drunk guy. 
Loud guy on cellphone. 
Cat burglar. 
Videogame music. 
Coffee sipping and slurping from that guy next to you. 
Yelling. 
Bleeding earbuds. 
Solicitors outside window. 
Police car. 
Ambulance. 
Fire engine. 
Bass from car radio. 
Wall clock.
DJ set. 
Unbalanced load. 
Sports game on TV. 
Transmission. 
Carburator. 
Brakes. 
Belt. 
Muffler. 
Pager. 
It's me. I'm a mouth breather. 

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