You Know You Watch Too Much Television When...

...you name your first-born "Must Feed TV."
...you get bitten by dogs.
...you recognize your cell-mate from "Cops."
...your cell-mate recognizes you from "Street Patrol."
...you're unable to fast-forward through the Bowflex® TreadClimber® commercial because you're already strapped into a Bowflex® TreadClimber®.
...look out! More dogs!