Things to Say to a Zombie

More zombies!

How ironic (spoken in shopping malls only).
Funny, I was just reading about zombies on the internet.
You know if you kill me, I'll come back and kick your ass.

Hey man, I haven't seen you since the accident.
Are you a fast zombie or a slow zombie?
I don't care that you're a zombie, put your pants on.

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