Y=1/X is having a drink at the bar, when X=0 approaches and says, "Hey, how about you and me get together?" And Y=1/X says, "Never."
A drunk 43 has been sitting at the bar all day, harassing everyone. 43 turns to the bartender and says, "Make me a double." Bartender says, "That's it. You're eighty-sixed!"
by Mike Spiegelman
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