Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Actually that "knock-knock" sound means I have a new instant message circa 2003.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Horton Hears A.
Horton Hears A who?
Actually it's pronounced Horton Hears a Who!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock. Who's there? A little old lady.
Knock-knock. Who's there? A little old lady who?
That's my favorite knock-knock joke.
by Mike Spiegelman
Video: Mike Spiegelman Performing at Comedy Day 2011
September 18, 2011
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Shameless Plug: Mike Spiegelman Performs at 31st Annual Comedy Day in Golden Gate Park
I'm very thrilled and honored to be performing stand-up comedy this Sunday, September 18 at the 31st Annual Comedy Day at Sharon Meadows, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, during the first hour (noon). I will be incorporating Luggage Tuesdays material Shout Out to My Entourage and Mushroom Jokes.
- Mike Spiegelman
Classic Prank Phone Calls Updated for 21st Century
"Do you have Caller ID? No? Then is your refrigerator running?"
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Do you know of any store that still carries pipe tobacco?"
"Excuse me, your henway is my backyard. What's a 'henway'? Let me Google that for you."
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Do you know of any store that still carries pipe tobacco?"
"Excuse me, your henway is my backyard. What's a 'henway'? Let me Google that for you."
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