- Those born in August 1999 can see PG-13 movies like Premium Rush, The Possession, and The Apparition this month.
- For TV-14 programming, consult next year's Hack List.
- Those born during August 1969 can also see PG-13 movies like Premium Rush, The Possession, and The Apparition this month.
Hack List August 2012
Quotes From The Caveman Who Discovered Fire
“I've invented OokSoft.”
“Not only did I discover fire, but I discovered enough for all of you. You get fire! You get fire! Everybody gets fire!
Look under your seats. And, guess what? Fire is waiting outside!"
"Take that, gazpacho!"
"I call it 'God's Cleanser.'"
"So that's what's missing from the ol' ring-the-doorbell-and-leave-a-brown-paper-bag-filled-with-dog-feces-on-the-front-
porch gag."
"I would call myself the 'Firestarter' but The Prodigy ruined it."
"I'm goin to run into a movie theater and yell: 'Thing I've discovered! Thing I've discovered!'"
"Next I'll invent the bucket list and check off 'Discover fire.'"
"Ook discovered fire. Ook now fuck fire."
File Under:
fire,
hacky premises,
parody,
science jokes,
Spiegelmania
Hack List July 2012
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Hack List June 2012
Poll results from Hack List May 2012:
No one answered a single survey.
Hack List May 2012
Poll.
Where do you spit out mouthwash?
You find "Hack List" funny because of its:
Send poll results to Hack List May 2012 Poll, c/o Luggage Tuesdays. Results will appear in Hack List June 2012.
Where do you spit out mouthwash?
- In the sink.
- In the toilet.
- In the shower.
You find "Hack List" funny because of its:
- Wry send-up of Entertainment Weekly.
- Inside baseball view of hacky comedians.
- I do not find "Hack List" funny.
Send poll results to Hack List May 2012 Poll, c/o Luggage Tuesdays. Results will appear in Hack List June 2012.
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