See also: family restaurant menu parody.
Our seven course meal are for a limited time only. Not to be combine with six course deal. Note: Seating available only for 30 minute limit per table.
1. Steak with cocktail sauce.
2. Soup in salad.
3. Double bacon fishburger.
4. Melon mint intermezzo, served over server's CD demo.
5. Hot Coffee Nondairycreamershake.
6. Cheese plate.
7. 18% gratuity added to bill.