Last December, I competed in Write Club SF, a monthly live fiction show. I've posted my story and now the Write Club kids have posted the audio. Take a listen:
by Mike Spiegelman
Record Store Clerk Jokes
Customer: I want a refund for this music cassette!
Record Store Clerk: 8-track?
Customer: Hated all of them!
Customer: I want a full refund for this rock album!
Record Store Clerk: Nickelback?
Customer: No, the full amount!
Record Store Clerk: Can I help you?
Customer: Yes, I'd like to return this DVD copy of the 1957 film The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Record Store Clerk: What's the trouble?
Customer: Keeps skipping.
Customer: I'd like to return this Radiohead "Kid A" CD. It doesn't hold water.
Record Store Clerk: It may sound slight on first listen but give it a couple more tries and the songs will get in your head.
Customer: No, I mean as a coaster, it doesn't hold water. Water seeped right onto the table and left a ring.
Record Store Clerk: Can I help you?
Customer: I want to return this limited edition hand-pressed double seven inch vinyl 45 single in a double gated sleeve, signed by the artist.
Record Store Clerk: Why do you want to return it?
Customer: I don't have a record player.
Record Store Clerk: Can I help you?
Customer: Yes, you sucked in High Fidelity.
Graphic: Microsoft Clip Art. Two jokes originally appeared on Twitter and Witstream.
Hack List February 2014
- Ironic parades.
- Podcast listening parties.
- Make Luggage Tuesdays Hack List your home page.
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