Hack List August 2014

• Quaalude addiction.
• Making a delicious cocktail out of rye and gin.
• Calling hand sanitizer "hand sanny" but it's a moot point because you're a werewolf and it's a full moon! Run! Run from your destiny!

Hack List July 2014

Hack List July 2014

What's Hot: Summer binge viewings.
What's Not: Summer reading lists
What's Next: Losing virginity before summer ends.

What's Cool: Music playlists.
What's Fool: Music albums.
What's Next-ool: Music theory.

What's Hip: Email newsletter.
What's Shit: Your stupid blog.
What's Tits: None of it matters.