Don't pick up that hitchhiker.
If you get shot and then meet your son as a ten-year-old, chances are
Small towns always have a carousel in them for some reason.
If your greatest fear is death by blow jobs, you'll die happy.
Before Nike t-shirts were invented, men wore suits with ties.
Every time you figure out the twist, you must drink a beer.
Boy, that Loch Ness monster in the ad for Sci-Fi's original movie sure
Rod Sterling might sound like a pretentious prick, but he's still not
as annoying as Keith Olbermann.