Family Restuarant Menu, Part 5: Early Bird Specials - Only 199 cents!

Free basket of roasted shelled peanuts when you relentlessly jab your finger at the Early Bird coupon while your waitress tells you her name!

Macaronis & Cheese
Our Italian delicacy features exactly 3 macaronis in cheese sauce.

Grilled Cheese Sand
Sliced American cheese melted on real sand.

Personal-Size Pizza for Six
Enjoy single-serving mini-pizza with six plates. Comes with pitcher of water, no ice.

Offer only valid between 3pm to 4:30, then it's back to normal-people prices. That's right, you heard me.

1 comment:

Media Yenta said...

I said I have a coupon. Do you take Entertainment '88?