Family Restaurant Menu, Part 6.4: Pizza

Step back and enjoy a simple, elegant pizza pie of tomato sauce, mozzarella, and choice of crust, toppings, and dunking sauces. Our pizza is sung to by a cherub-cheeked handlebar-moustached Italian chef who-a loves-a pizza.

Options
Sizes: 12", 24", 36"
Crust: Chili Cheez Crustz, Detachable Dunkables brand dessert crusts, Classic

Toppings:
Veggies: mushrooms
Meats: Pepperoni, Meatball

Dipping Sauces
Tomatoey Paste
Mustang Ranch Crab Sauce
Vanilla Frosting

Dunking Sauces
Spicy Blue Nacho Cheese
Peanut Butter and Jelly Syrup
The Flavor That Cannot Be Named

Attention Bay Area Eaters:
In: RE: Upcoming SF City and County Ordinance 071661 [Menu Labeling At Chain Restaurants]: Ordinance amending Sections 468 through 468.8 of the San Francisco Health Code to (1) require chain restaurants to provide, per standard menu item, the total number of calories on menu boards and food tags, and the total amount of calories, saturated fat, carbohydrates and sodium on menus; and (2) revise existing requirements for providing nutritional information on alternative disclosure media.

If above ordinance is passed, the following pizza pies will be eliminated to save space in our menu:

12" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
12" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
12" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Classic
24" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
24" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
24" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Classic
36" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
36" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
36" Pepperoni, Meatball, Mushroom Classic

12" Pepperoni, Meatball Chili Cheez Crustz
12" Pepperoni, Meatball Detachable Dunkables
12" Pepperoni, Meatball Classic
24" Pepperoni, Meatball Chili Cheez Crustz
24" Pepperoni, Meatball Detachable Dunkables
24" Pepperoni, Meatball Classic
36" Pepperoni, Meatball Chili Cheez Crustz
36" Pepperoni, Meatball Detachable Dunkables
36" Pepperoni, Meatball Classic

12" Pepperoni, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
12" Pepperoni, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
12" Pepperoni, Mushroom Classic
24" Pepperoni, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
24" Pepperoni, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
24" Pepperoni, Mushroom Classic
36" Pepperoni, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
36" Pepperoni, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
36" Pepperoni, Mushroom Classic

12" Meatball, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
12" Meatball, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
12" Meatball, Mushroom Classic
24" Meatball, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
24" Meatball, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
24" Meatball, Mushroom Classic
36" Meatball, Mushroom Chili Cheez Crustz
36" Meatball, Mushroom Detachable Dunkables
36" Meatball, Mushroom Classic

12" Pepperoni Chili Cheez Crustz
12" Pepperoni Detachable Dunkables
12" Pepperoni Classic
24" Pepperoni Chili Cheez Crustz
24" Pepperoni Detachable Dunkables
24" Pepperoni Classic
36" Pepperoni Chili Cheez Crustz
36" Pepperoni Detachable Dunkables
36" Pepperoni Classic

12" Plain Chili Cheez Crustz
12" Plain Detachable Dunkables
12" Plain Classic
24" Plain Chili Cheez Crustz
24" Plain Detachable Dunkables
24" Plain Classic
36" Plain Chili Cheez Crustz
36" Plain Detachable Dunkables
36" Plain Classic

Dunking Sauces
Dipping Sauces

Haggis Pizza
Sweetbreads Crazy Bread
Stone Soup

1 comment:

babypusher said...

Can I have extra extra extra The Sauce That Can Not Be Named on a double Meat That Can Not Be Identified burger. Oh and an order of Fries That Can Not Be Tamed.