Superhero Obituaries

Galaxy Ghoul, age unknown, died Tuesday, from complications of a comet. He is survived by his two foster children and a space chimp.

The Brain Teaser, 89, died Monday of suffocation after locking himself in his car.

Super Captain Seven, age unknown, died this morning, battling Ultimate Major Z on some planet.

1 comment:

UpsizeThis said...

Ever since the demise of intelligence, The Brain Teaser's had little to do. Suicide or accident? I guess we'll never know.