Children's Jokes Explained

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

JOKE EXPLAINED: This pun ("8"/"ate") plays on sequential integral order.

Have you heard about the Denny's on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.

JOKE EXPLAINED: It's ironic, considering that IHOP's celestial R&D budget for developing outer space restaurants overshadows even Denny's aggressive terrestrial campaign budgets.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To keep their pants up.

JOKE EXPLAINED: Self-explanatory.

1 comment:

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this amuses me.