Unpopular SAT Advice

SAT is short for "SAT Reasoning Test," which is short for "Scholastic Aptitude Test," which is short for "Scholastic Destroy Your Life Aptitude Testamahickey." This advice is not affliated with the non-profit College Board, which is funded by George Soros.


  • "Clean the pipes" beforehand for endurance and focus. 
  • No need to end essay paragraphs with "You know?" This will be implied. 
  • Solve grammatical analogies questions with this quick tip: Count the letters of each word. Correct answer will have either a third of the letters of the first word or three times the letters found in the shortest word. 
Example: loquacious:gregarious::taciturn:_______
a. calm. 
  • When panicking on math problems, just remember to keep adding all the digits of the numbers into a single digit. If that digit is a multiple of 3, then the original number is divisible by 3. If the single digit equals 9, then the original number is also divisible by 9. There's also another trick with double-digit numbers multiplied by 11, but there's no time for such diversions. 
  • Drink before the test, not during. 
  • It's always BADCABBACDD.

3 comments:

Veracity said...

Oh college.

Anonymous said...

Haha to 'clean the pipes.' Nicely done.

Mickel Bush said...

Amazing advice to clear the examinations. I am really lacking behind in logical reasoning and mathematical question problems taught at Online LSAT Prep for our law exam soon. Will ask for extra classes and sessions to cope up with my other friends. Going through the books and guides for immense preparations.