What did the tomato say at the auto auction?
"I coulda had a V8!"
Who is a tomato's favorite Golden Girl?
Why do vegetarians eat grilled cheese with tomato soup?
To piss off vegans.
Why did the tomato pass on becoming salsa?
He felt it was too dicey.
Why are pizzas made without tomato sauce called "Blonde pizzas"?
Because it sounds like something a blonde would order.