Hack List June 2014

Here's what hacky as of now:

• Binge viewing television series and realizing at great lengths you'll go not to read a book.
• Telling people you cut the cord on television, yet blog "deep-cut" episode recaps.
• People and television in general.

Hack List May 2014

Here's what's hacky months ago:

• When the paperboy cycles by your house and you're like, "Where's my paper?" and he's like, "It's online."
• When you discover the person who coined the term "donkey punch" is still a virgin.
• People in general.

Hack List April 2014

Here's what's hacky months ago:

• That scene in the movie where the leads drive and sing along to a song on the radio, and you're all like, "Fuck, I hope my car radio doesn't get stolen while I'm at the movies."
• That scene in the movie the hero hangs up the phone without saying "bye" and you're all like, "I wish I can hang up on people without saying good-bye. In fact, there's a lot of things I rue about my life."
• Movies, in general.

Hack List March 2014

Here's what's hacky months ago:

• That episode of The Muppet Show when no one in the audience laughed.
• That episode of Two And A Half Men where the men apologize to the kid about all that inappropriate language.
• TV in general