God's Letters to Children
Thank you for your letter. Sorry it took so long to get back to you. Hopefully you are still alive. Oh, wait.
I do exist. And if you want to bring up science and logic, well then, logically, if I don't exist, why did you mail me a letter?
The simple nature of existence means humanity must
Santa's Letters to God
Sorry to interrupt that last letter but, hey, dude. This gag of yours, "God's Letters to Children," well, it's a total rip-off of the "Santa's Letters to Children" bit I did in 1991. See example, Attch.
Santa's Letters to Children
I can't get you that new single "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice. It is too popular right now.
Warner Bros Pictures Marketing Department to Fred Claus' Producers
Is this some sort of Viral Campaign for Fred Claus?