Your baby is so cute, dolphins use his photo as a screensaver.
Your baby is so adorable, people mistake her for Zac Efron.
Your baby is so cute, Margaret Keane started to cry.
Your baby's breath is so fresh, she got a job at Febreze.
Your baby is so cute, you must be so pleased with yourself, oh la di da, look what my sperm did, I'm Mr. Perfect, look at my baby. Never mind, baby's crying.
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