Holiday Safety Tips for City Kids

Holiday Trees
Many city denizens illegally discard holiday trees on street corners. If lit on fire, the trees will rapidly be engulfed in an intense white flame, which will quickly extinguish itself. It is for this reason that one should always ignite the tree during peak hours so more people can witness it.

Fireworks
Don't call attention to noisy fireworks. Only light them in the most run-down parts of the city. Neighbors will mistake them for gunfire.

Egg Hunts
When hunting for eggs in public parks, be sure it's only during Easter.

Fashion
Don't wear white clothing after Labor Day. Also, avoid gang colors.

1 comment:

angelin said...

I would like to add a few more tips. Never burn a candle on or near anything that can catch fire. Keep burning candles away from furniture, drapes, bedding, carpets, books, paper and flammable decorations. Keep candles out of the reach of children and away from pets. Do not place lighted candles where they can be knocked over by children, pets or anyone else.
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