Many city denizens illegally discard holiday trees on street corners. If lit on fire, the trees will rapidly be engulfed in an intense white flame, which will quickly extinguish itself. It is for this reason that one should always ignite the tree during peak hours so more people can witness it.
Don't call attention to noisy fireworks. Only light them in the most run-down parts of the city. Neighbors will mistake them for gunfire.
When hunting for eggs in public parks, be sure it's only during Easter.
Don't wear white clothing after Labor Day. Also, avoid gang colors.