Spam Correspondence Addressed to United States Presidents

Cross-blogged at Library of Congress and Smithsonian Institution.

To: Chester Arthur
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To: John Adams
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To: John Quincy Adams
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To: Grover Cleveland
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To: George Washington
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To: William McKinley
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To: Barack H. Obama
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To: John Tyler
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To: James Madison
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To: Calvin Coolidge
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To: Rutherford B. Hayes
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To: George W. Bush
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To: Gerald Ford
From: Sandwich Rourke
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To: Benjamin Harrison
From: Tubby Van Gobot
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To: Harry S Truman
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To: Woodrow Wilson
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To: Lyndon Johnson
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To: William Howard Taft
From: Pavilion Racehorse
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To: George H. W. Bush
From: James "Radio" Kennedy
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To: William Henry Harrison
From: Sigmund Uppercut
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To: Calvin Coolidge
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To: Warren Harding
From: Criminal Justice Degree
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To: Zachary Taylor
From: Simon Logenfield
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To: George H. W. Bush
From: Instructions On Watching Televis
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To: Martin Van Buren
From: Peter Denver
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To: Ulysses S. Grant
From: Charlotte Intermind
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To: Andrew Jackson
From: David Hanley
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To: Theodore Roosevelt
From: Shrimp Muncher
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To: Ronald Reagan
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To: James Monroe
From: Lunch Counter
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To: Abraham Lincoln
From: Shepard Wallace
Subject: How To Become Very Rich Without Anyone Knowing?

To: William Howard Taft
From: Rigid Member
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To: Richard Nixon
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To: Franklin D. Roosevelt
From: Sanka Building
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To: Franklin Pierce
From: Ink Toner
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To: Andrew Jackson
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To: James Carter
From: Meathook Wilkensen
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To: Martin Van Buren
From: Tony Takeapenny
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To: Theodore Roosevelt
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To: Thomas Jefferson
From: Clemintine the 3rd
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To: James Garfield
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To: John F. Kennedy
From: Make her Smi1e
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To: Dwight D. Eisenhower
From: Upperton Middleberry
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To: James Knox Polk
From: Ivan Van Eye
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To: Millard Fillmore
From: Instructions on Watching Telev
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To: Calvin Coolidge
From: Mike Check
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To: Andrew Johnson
From: Salty Robocar
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To: Woodrow Wilson
From: Christian Dating
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To: Dwight D. Eisenhower
From: Dr. Steamy
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To: Herbert Hoover
From: Debbie Pulpman
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To: Chelsea Clinton
From: Angel_Haplin
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