Retraction from Friend's Roommate's Girlfriend's Aunt's Co-Worker's Hair-Dresser

We apologize for a miscommunication regarding the retelling of an incident about the pet cat of a friend's roommate's girlfriend's aunt's co-worker's hair-dresser. While it was true the cat was soaking wet from the rain, the cat was dried off with a towel and not in the microwave, as reported.

Friend's roommate's girlfriend's aunt's co-worker's hair-dresser regrets the error.