(recently aired on TCM)
by Mike Spiegelman
Hack List December 2011
- Monologue for Auditions.
- Onstage solo performance about audition.
- What's an audition? Where can I find one?
Topiary Maze Gags
Topiary mazes are cool because you get to say "topiary." Topiary.
Never refer to a topiary maze as a labyrinth because people will mistake it for a David Bowie movie.
I like to help out fellow topiary maze solvers by leaving shovels at dead ends.
I look for topiary mazes that have a Burger King by its exit. That way it's easier to solve.
It's considered rude to bring up the movie "The Shining" to topiary maze owners.
[SPOILER ALERT] Solution to topiary maze: ↑ ↑ ← ↑ ↓ → → ↓ ↑ ↑ → ↵ ↑ ↑ ← ↑ ↓ ↑ → →
[via Twitter]
Never refer to a topiary maze as a labyrinth because people will mistake it for a David Bowie movie.
I like to help out fellow topiary maze solvers by leaving shovels at dead ends.
I look for topiary mazes that have a Burger King by its exit. That way it's easier to solve.
It's considered rude to bring up the movie "The Shining" to topiary maze owners.
[SPOILER ALERT] Solution to topiary maze: ↑ ↑ ← ↑ ↓ → → ↓ ↑ ↑ → ↵ ↑ ↑ ← ↑ ↓ ↑ → →
[via Twitter]
Plug: Listen to Succotash
Episode 14 of Succotash, "the number one comedy podcast podcasting about comedy podcast," features clips from Proudly Resents, my brother Adam Spiegelman's excellent cult movie podcast; Dream Treat, the gameshow produced by Adam and hosted by Jonathan Corbett; followed by yours truly reading Fun Facts about Brunch.
Succotash is hosted by Marc Herson out of lovely Sausalito, CA. Have a listen.
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