Topiary Maze Gags

Topiary mazes are cool because you get to say "topiary." Topiary.

Never refer to a topiary maze as a labyrinth because people will mistake it for a David Bowie movie.

I like to help out fellow topiary maze solvers by leaving shovels at dead ends.

I look for topiary mazes that have a Burger King by its exit. That way it's easier to solve.

It's considered rude to bring up the movie "The Shining" to topiary maze owners.

[SPOILER ALERT] Solution to topiary maze: ↑ ↑ ← ↑ ↓ → → ↓ ↑ ↑ → ↵ ↑ ↑ ← ↑ ↓ ↑ → →

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