PLANET OF THE ANTS (c) 2012 @spiegelmania
by Mike Spiegelman
Road Trip to Pluto at the Darkroom Theater, Nov 2, 3, 9, 10
(l. to r.) Psycho, Princess, the Commander, Cap'n.
This is the show. Please come.
Science fiction, sketch comedy, bad movie heckling, singing, NPR fanfic, bitterness.
Fridays & Saturdays, Nov 2, 3, 9, 10, 2012 8pm
Darkroom Tix
Starring Melinda Bailey, Mike Spiegelman, and Dave Chambers, with Stefin Collins, Colin Mahan, Dave McKew, and Alexia Staniotes as Pluto. Written and Directed by the Bitter Show.
Pluto (left) kidnaps Terry Gross.
When Pluto loses her planet status, she kidnaps the host of NPR's Fresh Air, Terry Gross. NPR then hires Cap’n, Psycho and Princess to journey to the edge of the galaxy and confront the bitter ex-planet. Along their way they encounter outer space American patriots, megamalls, full-fat mayo and every planet following Earth.
The Bitter Show: Mike Spiegelman, Melinda Bailey, Dave Chambers.
The Bitter Show have performed at the 2008 SF Fringe with their play, "Monster in a Well" and the 2010 SF Fringe with "Road Trip to Pluto: The Bitter Planet," staged at the venerable 4 Star Movie House in San Francisco.
Best of Gruch-0 Marks
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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather have a hamburger, medium rare.
Gruch-0 Marks: Do they allow tipping on the boat?
Steward: Yes, sir.
Gruch-0 Marks: Have you got two fives?
Steward: Yes, sir!
Gruch-0 Marks: Well, then it's five dollars to see it, ten to touch it.
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts Jews as members.
Margaret Dumont: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Gruch-0 Marks: Nice tits.
Margaret Dumont: Security!
I am fighting for your honor, which is more than you ever did, Pauley Shore!
♫ Oh Chlamydia, Chlamydia, how are you, Chlamydia? Chlamydia, the Internally Tattooed Lady. ♫
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I do know: we just had sex and he refused to make me a sandwich.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is hung like a horse.
Gruch-0 Marks: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
Gruch-0 Marks' Brother: You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
Gruch-0 Marks: This is why I like the brother who doesn't talk.
Hey, I enjoy a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while, you slut.
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