Porky's II: The Next Day came out the same year as the movie Joysticks, yet Joysticks had more boobs. Also, Joysticks took place in a videogame arcade, while Porky's II: The Next Day [PII:TND] took place in 1954 Florida. First Porky's was about gettin it, while PII:TND [π:TND] was about Shakespeare and intolence towards Seminole Indians. That next day must had fell on Bummerday. Bummerday. Now that I'm older and unemployed, I realized that I was wrong: π:TND is better than first Porky's but still not as good as Joysticks with Joe Don Baker and Super Pac-Man.

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