Old Holiday Traditions

Go to the beach.
March in a parade.
Shop under duress.

Wear something different.
Eat a nocturnal picnic.
Get drunk.

Cook an entire meal, invite the family to the dinner table, but before anyone can eat, you:
  • Make everyone read out loud from a Seder book, even after the meal.
  • Say a long-winded prayer that's general yet passive-aggressive against those seated, followed by detailed descriptions of upcoming courses.
  • Watch game, movie, or parade on TV.
  • Keep talking, like previously in the sitting room.
  • Come out of the closet.

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