March in a parade.
Shop under duress.
Wear something different.
Eat a nocturnal picnic.
Cook an entire meal, invite the family to the dinner table, but before anyone can eat, you:
- Make everyone read out loud from a Seder book, even after the meal.
- Say a long-winded prayer that's general yet passive-aggressive against those seated, followed by detailed descriptions of upcoming courses.
- Watch game, movie, or parade on TV.
- Keep talking, like previously in the sitting room.
- Come out of the closet.
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