Sundae Bar Rules

Ice cream is not included with sundae bar visit and is a separate purchase from our Dessert menu.
Not available to those who order the meat Kosher meal.
Due to the ephemeral nature of ice cream, please select quickly and keep conversations to a minimum.
Do not pour cold milk into the Cheerios bin.
Please, no junk dunking.

Our all-you-should-eat sundae bar offers you:
Sprinkles, jimmies, chocolate sprinkles, rainbow jimmies, Hydrox cookie crumbles, mini Kit Kats, crushed Certs, Planter's peanuts, Beer Nuts, pecans, crunchy nonpareils, chocolate chips, coconut shavings, Cheerios, blue strawberries, kiwi, leftover brownies, whipped cream, Miracle Whip, soy whip, and maraschino cherries.

The sundae bar is now located in the salad bar, which is a separate purchase.
The following are not considered sundae toppings:
Diced tomatoes, chopped onion, mushroom caps, carrot shavings, mint jelly, wasabi croutons, Savoy cabbage, water chestnuts, raw garlic cloves, baby corn, buttercrunch lettuce.

How to Tell Apart the Sundae Sauces In Case Of Missing Placards
Light brown, sticky: Caramel Sauce
Dark brown, familiar tasting: Hot Fudge
Clear, tasteless: Liquid Gelatin
Yellowish, thick: Hot Butterscotch
Crimson, vile: Berry Sauce

1 comment:

Dean said...

Eech... just an ice cream sandwich for me, please...