Hey. In the restaurant industry, we can gauge you, our guest, from the way you read the menu. You eye the appetizers, scan salads and sandwiches, cruise the burgers and Early Bird Specials, until you reach the entrees. You'll decide. If you can't perform that duty as a consumer, you just read the rest of the menu, imagining what brunch might be like in three and a half days. And in this state, you're more susceptible to advertisement. It reminds you to make a choice. It's the commercial break that startles you to close the menu. It reminds you you're alive. So advertise today.
Here's what an advertiser had to say:
"You haven't decided on a meal, and before you even have a chance, they're bombarding you with ads? What nerve. Most people get insulted. But the few that don't, those stupid idiots will buy anything. And menu advertising attracts those dumb idiots." - Robby "Mr. Cherubic" Ratzinski, owner of Angelic Dry Cleaners.
Intrusion marketing has been gradually accepted in today's society. Tests shows a decrease of urine on bathroom advertisements. Call TONY FROM MARKETING now on your cell at your table. That's no longer considered rude, either.
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