Broccoli Jokes December 2009

Why is broccoli green?
So no one mistakes it for chocolate.

What's the best way to steam broccoli?
Talk loudly on your iPhone.

During principal photography on Thunderball, producer Albert R. "Cubby" Broccoli watched the dailies and grimaced.
"The action scenes are lackluster. The special effects are terrible," Broccoli yelled. "It doesn't even look like he's underwater. Sean Connery's phoning it in."
Director Terence Young corrected him. "Actually, sir, Sean is underwater. You can tell he's in over his head."
"That didn't stop him from starring in Macbeth," replied Broccoli.

1 comment:

Dean said...

Oh that, Cubby... what a raconteur he was...