Myth: Mantras are phrases repeated to align oneself with the universe.
Reality: Mantras are phrases repeated to free adjacent seats on the bus.
Myth: A popular way to relax is to take a bath.
Reality: Only Europeans take baths.
Myth: To help your loved one relax, you should hide their coffee.
Reality: Where's my damn coffee?
Myth: To say someone "has a stick up his ass" is to indicate he is tense and uncomfortable.
Reality: Putting a stick up your ass is actually quite enjoyable.