Alphanumeric pad upgraded with new number, π.
"Uh-huh," "Right" audio auto-reply button.
Name recognition: phone now recognizes own name.
One-touch emergency numbers for faster prank calling.
Paintball-friendly GPS.
On-screen URL address for Facebook, Twitter, Foursquare, Yelp, and other still-popular Internet sites.
Anti-theft ugly aesthetics.
OnStar.
Ken's movie reviews!
Questions? Call 1-800-9π2-878π
Comes in choices of iPhone decoy cases available for many older cell phones:
Classic back, girly pink, 100% recycled peanuts.
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS.
by Mike Spiegelman
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