See Also: Salad Jokes
Yo mama is like a side salad: she's free with purchase of a steak dinner.
Yo mama is so loose, they named the crab salad after her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes lettuce wilt.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks chicken Caesar salad is made out of chicken, salad, and Caesar.
Yo mama loves salad so much, I walked into yo mama's bedroom and I saw her and salad dressing.
Yo mama is so ignorant, she walked into Ruth's Chris Steakhouse and ordered salad.
Yo mama is a salad.