No one will bum my menthols.
No one has ever notified the police regarding an ongoing car alarm.
Television monitors in elevators do not air TV shows: just weather, news headlines, and local business information.
Submarines function better underwater.
The smoker at the bus stop is complaining about the bus being late.
That cell phone user on the bus: probably a jerk.
That new movie looks like ass.
Narnia doesn't exist in the IKEA showroom.
Women will mention that their boyfriends also like that.
The internet hates me.