When I'm really bored, I'll pretend I'm Taboo from the Black-Eyed Peas.
Hey, guys, it's me, Taboo, from the Black-Eyed Peas. Remember that BEP song that doesn't make you kill yourself? I wrote that!
Taboo from Black-Eyed Peas, here, promoting my memoir, Fallin' Up. My favorite part? The photos of myself. LOL! Just kidding! (Not kidding).
Members of Black Eyed Peas, in descending order of popularity: Fergie, will.i.am, apl.de.ap, photo of Fergie peeing on stage, Taboo.
Taboo trivia: The Black Eyed Peas hired Taboo after the band's auto-tuner committed suicide.
How did Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas get his name? It rhymed with "Who from the Black Eyed Peas?"
What is Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas' favorite Frank Sinatra song? "Witchcraft," because it's strictly Taboo.
Why didn't Taboo from Black Eyed Peas change his name to "Ta.Bo.O"? Because Will.I.Am and Apl.de.ap would call him a poser.
[May 17, 2011. Via Twitter and Witstream]