Executive Boardroom Meetings

Las Vegas Tourism Executive #1: We need a new campaign and slogan to inform people about Las Vegas.

Las Vegas Tourism Executive #2: How about "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas."

Las Vegas Tourism Executive #1: Well, that's not very informative.

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Movie Executive #1: 48 Hrs was a hit! Let's make another 48 Hrs. Let's come up with a name.

Movie Executive #2: Why bother.

Movie Executive #1: "Another 48 Hrs" it is then.

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Start-Up Executive #1: We need to come up with something. But first, let's go around the table and say how much we paid for our t-shirts.

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Zoo Executive #1: Did you hear about the zookeeper?

Zoo Executive #2: No, what happened?

Zoo Executive #1: He got fired for feeding the squirrels.

Zoo Executive #2: So what's so wrong with that?

Zoo Executive #1: ...to the lions.

Zoo Executive #2: Hahaha.

Zoo Executive #1: No, seriously, the lions now have rabies.


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Abercrombie & Fitch Executive #1: Are you warm?

Abercrombie & Fitch Executive #2: No. Why?

Abercrombie & Fitch Executive #1: How about putting on a shirt?