What do you say to a legal assistant who's just been attacked by a pack of wolves?
"Where's my coffee?"
Why won't sharks attack legal assistants?
Not worth it.
What's the difference between a legal assistant and a bucket of shit?
I didn't notice the legal assistant has been in the conference room this whole time.
What do you call 20 legal assistants trapped in a volcano?
Guess you can call the temp agency and order more legal assistants.
What's the difference between a legal assistant and a terrorist?
Lawyers respect terrorists.
How many legal assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as a lawyer can fire and hire at will.
by Mike Spiegelman
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