Latest Clown Gossip

The Great Weldo may be the star of a new reality tv show on Bravo. "I play pranks on my family," Weldo exclusively tells LCG. "I light my wife on fire and hand her a bucket full of confetti." Can't wait, Weldy!...Manboy the Child Clown will publish his memoir this spring; apparently he doesn't regret naming names during the HUAC hearings...And They Call It Carney Love Dept: Joanne Clownie to wed long-term sweetheart, Bearded Lady...City Clown College bans hazing after fatal pie fight...FedEd Kinko's Office and Print Center sues Kinko the Clown for domain name cyber-squatting... Hot homo action inside the tiny clown car between two popular male clowns? 14 witnesses say they saw it all!...Squibble the Clown moonlighting as Squibble the Magician? Say it ain't so, Squib! "He's got to feed his family," says a friend. "He can do that on magician money."...Paparazzi chasing Dusty Clown? Actually, it's a documentary crew following the Duster from one b'day bash to the next. The film isn't about his career, though, but the horrible secret about his father...

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