My Alibis

I didn't do it.
I was at the movies.
Maybe my twin did it.
But I'm allergic to shellfish.
Did you factor in Daylight Savings?
I'm a lover, not an art thief.
That doesn't sound like me.
That's not my style.
You don't know me.
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED / I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
Ask my supervisor; he'll know.
I've never met her in my life before. Right, ma'am?
It was like that when I got here. I just got here.
Lucky guess, I guess.
Kiss my ass.

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