Your Son Jokes

Your son is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped you.
Your son is so fat, he gets winded telling a "Yo Mama" joke.
Your son can't read between the lines because he's illiterate.
Your son is such a mamma's boy, he tells "My Mama" jokes.
Your son is so stupid, he thinks your birthday is on Mother's Day.
You're not talking about my son?
Calm down, just joking, dearie.

See Also:
Yo Baby Jokes.
Yo Mama Salad Jokes.
Live Baby Jokes


Anonymous said...

Good ones!!!!

Anonymous said...

your mom saw these and said wow my son is so stupid he made the dumbest jokes even dumber

Bird of Paradise said...

He is so stupid he thinks the Super Bowl a a big bowl of Cereal, He thinks Toco Bell is Mexican Phone Company, He thinks Walmart is where you buy walls