Complete "Things to Do" list from 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011.
Delete entries from Facebook using Facebook Timeline.
Solve murder mystery. (Butler.)
Fix VCR clock.
Write play based on funny tweet.
Grow ironic mustache, yet treat it with geniune respect.
Invent time machine. Get drunk and morose and destroy time machine.
Create new time machine, go back in time, prevent destruction of first time machine, then punch up old "Things to Do" lists.
Stalk famous movie monsters.
Take iPad on a date to the library. Relish the envious glares.
Be less sincere.