Things to Do 1/2/13

• Solve Zork II.
• Start Zork III. Get pissed off at "the waiting at the shore" puzzle.
• Listen to music your parents like. DON'T TELL THEM, THO.
• Complete "Things to Do" list from 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012.
• Return porn DVD to library.
• Phone library. Tell them it was a horrible mistake.
• Use phrase "How Pinteresting!" less often.
• Do something worthwhile this year.