Family Restaurant Menu, Part 9.2: Brunch: Brunch Poetry

New! Eggs Benedict
There once was a man from Van Nuys
Who only ate food named for spies.
Named after a traitor boss
Were eggs in hollandaise sauce,
Served with Neville Chamberlain fries.

New! Eggs Florentine
It's Eggs Benedict
With spinach and tomatoes,
Cheese and no muffin.

New! Poetry Slam Egg Skillets
I'd like my eggs
To be served
on a metal skillet.

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