Family Restaurant Menu, Part 9.4: Brunch: Brunch Time Theater insert

This restaurant proudly presents live entertainment every Sunday morning at 10:30 am.

First Sunday of the month:
Open Mic Stand-Up Comedy
Comedians wait their turn and don't order drinks. Sign-up 5:30 am. Featuring Creepy the Comic, Emotional Life Waster, and Mike Spiegelman.

Second Sunday of the month:
Murder Mystery
Actors stay in character and walk up to your table and emote something about a crime. Was the lonely librarian murdered or was it just food poisoning like the cops say? Do not tip or feed the actors.

Third Sunday of the month:
Jazz Brunch
Enjoy the ramblings of local jazz trios. Alternates with Piano Bar Sunday, depending on how high the bassist and drummer are.

Fourth Sunday of the month:
Open Mic Spoken Word Poetry
Sign-up 5:30 am. No comics allowed.

Fifth Sunday of the month (when applicable):
Employee Meeting
Middle management answers questions from the waitstaff.

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We don't hold a cabaret licence and fail fire safety standards required to present live music or entertainment. Do not print up any inserts.

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Too late.

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Did you by chance go forward in time and include this email thread in the printed insert, too?

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