Your son is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped you.
Your son is so fat, he gets winded telling a "Yo Mama" joke.
Your son can't read between the lines because he's illiterate.
Your son is such a mamma's boy, he tells "My Mama" jokes.
Your son is so stupid, he thinks your birthday is on Mother's Day.
You're not talking about my son?
Calm down, just joking, dearie.
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