Luggage Tuesdays: 12.12

Best of Hack List 2012

Hack List January 2012: Odorless lavender soap.

Hack List February 2012: Getting a tattoo that reads, "Stop looking at my tattoo."

Hack List March 2012: Harvey BallBanger: Junk-dunked cocktail containing vodka, Galliano, and orange juice.

Hack List April 2012: Give it up to yourselves and your host, working hard for you. I was supposed to go on earlier but Spiegelman bumped me.

Hack List May 2012: You find "Hack List" funny because of its wry send-up of Entertainment Weekly.

Hack List June 2012: Hey, who here likes fortune cookies? Not me. If I wanted my fortune told, why would I want a cookie with that?

Hack List July 2012: Want to advertising in the Hack List? Contact the Hack List! Serious inquiries only.

Hack List August 2012: Sketch Guy 1: Wilson, there's no holiday during the month of August! As greeting card executives, this provides conflict.
Sketch Guy 2: I know, boss. Let's create a new holiday. Boom! Premise.

Hack List September 2012: Wingmen who help you score but don't score themselves.

Hack List October 2012: Halloween Decorations.

Hack List November 2012: Onion bagels that look like garlic bagels.

Hack List December 2012: Putting used batteries in the compost bin.

Meet the Internet [December 2012 Links]

Here's where Mike Spiegelman of Luggage Tuesdays fits into the internet this month:

Hanging With My Tweeps 9: #ItsNotOKto w @thesuperku

Bay Area comedian Stephen Ku and host Mike Spiegelman meet, greet and tweet.
#ItsNotOKto miss this one.

Albert Einstein Jokes (NSFW)

These explicit and raunchy jokes about Albert Einstein are intended for mature audience 18 and older and with an I.Q. of 130 or higher, and are not intended for everyone.

Putting used batteries in the compost bin.
A second thing.
Hack List August 2012.

Hanging With My Tweeps 8: #UntrueTVTrivia with the King of TV @PaulGoebelShow

Paul Goebel is known as the King of TV and was the TV authority on the cult classic Beat The Geeks to prove it. But he doesn't have to prove anything with host Luggage Tuesdays' Mike Spiegelman, who lets Paul go long with some great stories.

Paul once wrote a tweet with hashtag #UntrueTVTrivia and it pissed off a certain celebrity. Mike and Paul try to recreate that magic.

Tweets:

Hack List August 2012

There are no American holidays during the month of August.

Premise #1: Song Parody

There's no holidays in August-bodia
Where the people dress in black.
No holidays in August-bodia
Where blah blah blah BLAH!

Premise #2: Sketch

[Segues from previous sketch with:
Game Show Host: Did you know there's no holidays in August? Wonder if Hallmark knew? Let's find out...]

INT. Greeting Card Corporate Board Room. Enter TWO MEN FROM THE SKETCH GROUP, dressed in suits to quickly establish they're GREETING CARD EXECUTIVES.

Sketch Guy 1: Wilson, there's no holiday during the month of August! As greeting card executives, this provides conflict.

Sketch Guy 2: I know, boss. Let's create a new holiday. Boom! Premise.

Sketch Guy 1: No. I rather enjoy a serene month off from holidays and weddings. Left turn from premise, edgy sketch comedy.

Sketch Guy 2: Uh...

Sketch Guy 1: Do shut up, Wilson. Let's ask Marketing. Marketing!

Enter the REMAINING MEN FROM THE SKETCH GROUP.

Sketch Guy 1: Well, what do you think?

Sketch Guy 3: Uh...

Sketch Guy 4: Err...

Sketch Guy 5: Ah...

Sketch Guy 6: Um...

Sketch Guy 7: Gah...

Sketch Guy 1: Get out of my office!!!

Premise #3: Improv

Player 1: Welcome to this dry cleaners in Butte, Montana.

Player 2: Yeah, I fucking want to know, in the style of David Fucking Mamet, why are there no fucking holidays in fucking August?

Player 1: That's because...

Player 3: Freeze!

Players 1 & 2 freeze. Player 3 taps out Player 1. Player 1 exits stage. Player 3 resumes Player 1's role.

Player 3: Penis!